What made you apply to be a Big Brother housemate?
Well, I love the show. I was quite disillusioned with life so I suppose boredom made me apply to some extent. I honestly applied on a whim. I’m interested in the social experiments side of Big Brother. I don’t really like the idea of living with people but I thought I might as well give it a try. And I wanted to challenge myself.
What part of the experience are you most looking forward to?
Being fed and watered, not having to pay bills and having that decked out house in which to live.
How would your friends and family describe you?
Flippant, sarcastic. They always say to me that they never know if I’m joking or not, so I suppose I could be difficult to read to some extent.
Tell us an interesting fact about yourself…
I adore floral shirts, as viewers will see.
What are you most likely to get nominated for?
Being cantankerous and acting as if I don’t want to be there even if I do in my heart. They might nominate me for being disengaged perhaps or not paying everyone an equal amount of attention. They may feel left out but I can’t help that.
What would you do with the prize money if you won?
Probably rent in Kensington for a month or two, and have a shopping spree in Harrods.
Who would be your dream celebrity to live with?
It’s got to be Kim Woodburn, absolutely. And Dorinda Medley from The Real Housewives of New York City. It would be a terrifying combination but fabulous television.
